One Liners
You know sometimes you just to chill and have a chuckle......
Enjoy...............(Ryder Cup One Liners)
As ye swim in practice, so shall ye swim in meet's
Biting off more than you can chew is better than going hungry
Be realistic – demand the impossible
Be consistently persistent
Progress is our most important product
You are what you are and you are where you are because of what has gone into your mind. You change what you are and you change where you are by changing what goes into your mind
Don't try to duplicate past performance, just do the best you can today
It takes patience to endure the monotony of repetitions
Don't ever be caught doing nothing
It's not how far you swim in practice, and it's not how fast you swim in practice.—It's how far you swim fast.
It is better to have swum and lost than never to have swum at all
Pretend you're a machine
Aim at the stars. If you don't hit them, you'll land pretty high anyway
The only way to swim fast, is to swim fast
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the pool as possible
Don't count the days, make the days count
Don't postpone joy
Everything that is, is within
You can't swim fast in meets by swimming slow in practice
If you're happy, notify your face
Work = yardage x intensity
Winning isn't the most important thing, but trying too win is
Design a workout that even a fool could use, and only a fool will use it
One old swim coach tried to trick another: “if you can tell me how many chickens I have in this sack, I'll give you both of them”
Anyone who thinks the sky is the limit has limited imagination
A team which has become a winner has done so by certain individuals setting and reaching goals for themselves
Oh boy is this great!
Winning tastes good
Ryder Cup One Liners............
“They (America) have got Walt Disney, we've got Colin,” said Garcia, somewhat ambiguously, but funny nonetheless. "I think I'll take that as a compliment," added Montgomerie.
Clarke was asked to reflect on Woosnam's captaincy , and also rate the wee man's performance in downing his pint amid the celebrations on the balcony.
“He took 10 seconds too long,” said Clarke, who also drained a glass.
Indignant, Woosnam fired back: “I was quicker than you, and I'll prove it now if you want to get them out on the table.”
Clarke: “I'm a little bit younger than you. Just mind your age.”
Woosnam: “There's nothing like experience.”
Clarke: “If you can keep up with me later you'll be doing ok.”
Garcia: “There's a challenge here.”
Woosnam: “No doubt about it.”
Clarke: “Guinness ability, that's why they picked me for the team, there was no other reason whatsoever.”
Woosnam: “When I said we were going to have a party, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY BOYS.”
Clarke: “What was the question?”
Later on, the whole team were asked who would be the last man standing at the party.
Clarke and Westwood both raised their hands. And Clarke said: “I may not be standing but I'll be there.”
Luke Donald, in his captain's corner for the who-can-drink-most debate, interjected with: “Woosie's got an advantage with his low centre of gravity.”
The diminutive Woosnam, perhaps acknowledging that he may have taken some drink, admitted: “I'm already on the ground anyway.”